搞笑幽默英语故事

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不喜欢的英语的人,在学习起来的时候特别烦躁,从而英语成绩一直上不去。学英语的时候为何不加点乐趣进去呢?小编在此献上英语小故事,希望对你有所帮助。

搞笑幽默英语故事

英语故事带翻译:愚蠢的父亲和儿子

Mr Smith and his son Jim rent a boat from Mr Green. They find a very good place and catch a lot of fish. Now it is late and they are going home.

史密斯先生和他的儿子吉姆,从格林先生那里租了一条船。他们找到了一个非常好的地方并抓到了许多鱼。天色已经很晚了,他们要回家了。

Jim says, “I’ll come here again tomorrow.”

吉姆说:“我明天还要再来这里。”

“Yes, me too.” say his father. “But how can we get back and find the right place again?” “I can make a mark on the side of the boat.” Jim answers.“

是的,我也是。”他的父亲说。“但是我们怎么回来并找到正确的地方呢?”“我可以在船的一侧做个记号。”吉姆回答道

The father laughs and says, “No, that’s foolish! Mr Green won’t give us the same boat next time.”

父亲大笑说道:“不那太愚蠢了!格林先生下次不会给我们同一条船的。”

 英语故事带翻译:一名老师

A teacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.

一名教师因为闯红灯被开罚单。她到了交通法庭后,要求法官先处理她的案子,因为她要赶回去上课。

The judge looked at her sternly and said,"So, you’re a school teacher? I am aboutambition. You sit down at that table over there and write'I went through a red light'500 times!"

法官严厉地看着她说:“你是老师啊,那我终于可以实现我这辈子的愿望了。你坐到桌子那边去,写500遍‘我闯红灯了’!”

英语故事带翻译:你如此愚蠢

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing mytemper with people.

病人:医生,你得帮帮我。我压力很大,总是冲人发脾气。

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

医生:跟我说说你的问题。

Patient: I just did, stupid!

病人:我刚跟你说过,你这个蠢货!