学习好英语不止是死记硬背而已。今天小编就给大家分享一下英语的笑话，笑口常开，好彩自然来
吠狗不咬人
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.
“没有关系，”一位先生说，
Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”
得收二十五美元
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you Twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
我认为我是一只鸡
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
病人：我认为我是一只鸡。
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。