On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young these for your wife, sir? she , I her birthday? she , I your anniversary?No, I said I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.一天晚上回家的路上,我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰。我挑了一打,走进店里,一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。先生,这些是送给你妻子的吗?她问道。是的,我说。她的生日?她问。不是,我回答。你们的结婚纪念日?不是,我又答道。当我将找回的钱装进口袋,朝门口走去时,那年轻的女人冲我喊道:希望她能原谅你.
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