An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."有个犯人被带到法官面前审案,法官问他:“你犯了什么罪?”犯人说:“因为我在新年时,太早去采购了。”法官说:“这不是罪呀!可能是弄错吧?那你多早去采购呢?”他说:“商店还没开门,我就已经进去了。”
英语笑话:Early Big Shopping 提早大抢购
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