英语笑话:打猎的技巧

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Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide!How do you find such huge bears? Sergei , says Ivan. You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you s later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. Didn't you follow my advice? Ivan I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, Sergei what came out?To me, says Sergei, it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express两个俄国猎人相遇。我昨天打了一只巨熊,伊凡说,看看这兽皮!你是如何发现这么大的熊的?谢尔盖问道。简单,伊凡说,你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。几周后,两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。难道你没有听我的建议?伊凡问。我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子,谢尔盖回答说。出来了什么?向着我来的,谢尔盖说,像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。

英语笑话:打猎的技巧