英语笑话:Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望

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An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(法师,教士) she had two final requests.

英语笑话:Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望

First, she wanted to be cremated(火葬) , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定准备自己的遗嘱,提出最后的要求。她告诉自己的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的要求。

第一,她要火化;第二,她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。

“布鲁明黛!”教士叫道,“为什么在布鲁明黛?”

“那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次。”

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