Answer the Iron
接听熨斗A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.
有一个人走进他的办公室，他的两个耳朵都包扎了绷带。The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"
老板说：“你的耳朵怎么啦？”
He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.
他说：“昨天电话响的时候，我正在用熨斗烫衬衫。我竟然无意闾就把熨斗拿来接听。The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"
老板说：“ 嗯，好吧，那解释了一个耳朵，可是你的另一个耳朵又是怎么一回事呀？”He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"
他说：“嗯，哎呀！我得打电给医生嘛！”