1. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks. Why?
Because is a pigboat. (注:pigboat,潜水艇.)
2. Will liars be honest after they die?
No, they won’t. They lie still after they die.(注:Lie still 躺着不动,依旧撒谎.)
3. What always goes up and never goes down?
Your age.
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?
He wants to have a hot dog.
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?
Because someone will give her away. (注:give away 揭发,在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎.)
6. Why is the library the highest building?
It has the most stories. (注：story 故事;楼层.)
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world?
The bridge of a nose.
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
A whole world.
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?
They want to make faces. (注：make face 做鬼脸;做钟表面.)
10. What bird lifts heavy things?
Crane. (注：crane 鹤,举重机.)
do you buy books?
I'm a s are my dishes.
you name five things that contain milk?
Butter and cheese， ice-cream and two cows.
has hands but no feet,a face but no eyes,tell but talk?
Clock.
does everybody do at the same time?
Grow old/Breathe.
long should your legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.
has four legs and a back can't walk?
Desk.
happens when you throw arock in the red sea?
The rock will be disappeared.
h candle burns longer,a black one or a white one?
The same. b-l-a-c-k five letters,w-h-i-t-e five letters also.